[oh hell yes let Dave be a floaty shithead slender man, he'll love it.]
It's The Twits. [he flips open the book, turning it around in his hands so that Ren can get a load of this fuckin' bird. he hasn't yet realized that Ren's basically just assigned him a book report, because ...]
[well, because Dave loves the Roly-Poly Bird. he loves all birds, honestly, even if he tends to refer to them as brainless feathery assholes. the first time you ever really see him genuinely upset in Homestuck is when he accidentally killed one of the crows that liked to chill out in his room. a time paradox duplicate version of Dave from the future needed a way out of dying on account of being a time paradox duplicate, so he became a bird.]
[Dave's hair is literally in the shape of a bird.]
Okay, Exhibit A: Look at this asshole. If that's not the most majestic motherfucker you've ever seen scribbled in an otherwise shitty children's book then I will genuinely be at a complete loss for words. This dude's glory is fuckin' immutable.
Not only is he bilingual, but he's in the personal business of bailing his buddies out of jams. So on top of bein' as smart as he is, he's pretty damn relatable. [he doesn't really know Ren's dynamics with his friends. but, taking into account the pool incident, he sort of gets the sense that Ren is usually the one bailing them out of whatever jams they find themselves in. Dave is the same way.]
The main point I'm trying to make here is that this book is a complete slog up until this guy swoops in to save what little promise the story had.
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It's The Twits. [he flips open the book, turning it around in his hands so that Ren can get a load of this fuckin' bird. he hasn't yet realized that Ren's basically just assigned him a book report, because ...]
[well, because Dave loves the Roly-Poly Bird. he loves all birds, honestly, even if he tends to refer to them as brainless feathery assholes. the first time you ever really see him genuinely upset in Homestuck is when he accidentally killed one of the crows that liked to chill out in his room. a time paradox duplicate version of Dave from the future needed a way out of dying on account of being a time paradox duplicate, so he became a bird.]
[Dave's hair is literally in the shape of a bird.]
Okay, Exhibit A: Look at this asshole. If that's not the most majestic motherfucker you've ever seen scribbled in an otherwise shitty children's book then I will genuinely be at a complete loss for words. This dude's glory is fuckin' immutable.
Not only is he bilingual, but he's in the personal business of bailing his buddies out of jams. So on top of bein' as smart as he is, he's pretty damn relatable. [he doesn't really know Ren's dynamics with his friends. but, taking into account the pool incident, he sort of gets the sense that Ren is usually the one bailing them out of whatever jams they find themselves in. Dave is the same way.]
The main point I'm trying to make here is that this book is a complete slog up until this guy swoops in to save what little promise the story had.