[You can't just!!! casually throw a penis joke Ryuji's way and expect him not to take the boke route in this two man comedy of errors, Ren. Sorry, that's just not how it works. He's standing there, chuckling his ass off like a marmoset, when the unholy rapturing is brought up against him in the form of tickling.
It kills Ryuji a little bit. He's so starved for affection and yet, so many parts of his skin that aren't covered by his earnest attempt to SWOLE UP are incredibly sensitive, and instead of the smooth ASMR that gentle touching gives to him and straightens up the hair at the back of his neck, he's. Just dying. Flailing, trying to get out of dodge because this town right here is fucked and he wants to get out before the Mission Impossible explosion that's going to happen.
An eruption of laughter escapes him as he curls down and forward, trying to get his body down on the floor---]
N---no!! C'MON -MAN--- HAH... THIS AIN'T... HEHE... THIS AIN'T RI...HAHAHAHA RIGHT, STOP!!!!
[In a desperate attempt, he reaches up and steals Ren's glasses right off his face. Time to smash.]
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It kills Ryuji a little bit. He's so starved for affection and yet, so many parts of his skin that aren't covered by his earnest attempt to SWOLE UP are incredibly sensitive, and instead of the smooth ASMR that gentle touching gives to him and straightens up the hair at the back of his neck, he's. Just dying. Flailing, trying to get out of dodge because this town right here is fucked and he wants to get out before the Mission Impossible explosion that's going to happen.
An eruption of laughter escapes him as he curls down and forward, trying to get his body down on the floor---]
N---no!! C'MON -MAN--- HAH... THIS AIN'T... HEHE... THIS AIN'T RI...HAHAHAHA RIGHT, STOP!!!!
[In a desperate attempt, he reaches up and steals Ren's glasses right off his face. Time to smash.]
I'LL DO IT, I SWEAR I'll DO IT.