Yeah. I mean, I can't really figure out the guy, but the ham — wait what are you doing.
[if Ryuji's goal was to pull something like a living static balloon trick, then he's in luck, because Dave's hair is pretty much the perfect consistency for it. and he can feel all those strands of hair lifting and escaping his carefully curated coiffure.]
[dude. dude! that's his 'do!]
[though, this sort of cements something more than it draws hair away from one's head via static. you know — the fact that bird types are weak to electric types.]
[it also cements the fact they're going to be all right.]
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[if Ryuji's goal was to pull something like a living static balloon trick, then he's in luck, because Dave's hair is pretty much the perfect consistency for it. and he can feel all those strands of hair lifting and escaping his carefully curated coiffure.]
[dude. dude! that's his 'do!]
[though, this sort of cements something more than it draws hair away from one's head via static. you know — the fact that bird types are weak to electric types.]
[it also cements the fact they're going to be all right.]
Are you for real right now?