[yeah, this is completely and utterly forreal, isn't it? Dave's hair barely even resembles a sort of bird anymore, it's a lot more like one of those cartoons where a dog jumps out of the water or something, shakes off and immediately puffs out into an unrecognizable giant ball of fluff. except a lot more ... shocking.]
[and honestly, he doesn't read much into the hair ruffling at first either, aside from the fact that Ryuji's found a brand new way to be obnoxious and is currently basking in it, judging by the pretty fucking impressive shit-eating grin he's sporting. any other connotations it might have don't really hit him until after Ryuji's stopped, and there's the way the nape of his neck is still sort of tingling from the touch, and not at all from the static.]
H-hey. [did he just sputter? did Ryuji just accidentally stumble on a weak spot?]
[yes. yes to both.]
You just earned yourself a triple-decker revenge for that.
[no, he didn't forget about those earlier transgressions, which ... also included a hair ruffle, actually. and yes, he's pretty obviously blustering a bit, not really putting any bite into this threat of revenge, as he lifts both his hands to try to smooth down his hair. it only sort of works.]
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[yeah, this is completely and utterly forreal, isn't it? Dave's hair barely even resembles a sort of bird anymore, it's a lot more like one of those cartoons where a dog jumps out of the water or something, shakes off and immediately puffs out into an unrecognizable giant ball of fluff. except a lot more ... shocking.]
[and honestly, he doesn't read much into the hair ruffling at first either, aside from the fact that Ryuji's found a brand new way to be obnoxious and is currently basking in it, judging by the pretty fucking impressive shit-eating grin he's sporting. any other connotations it might have don't really hit him until after Ryuji's stopped, and there's the way the nape of his neck is still sort of tingling from the touch, and not at all from the static.]
H-hey. [did he just sputter? did Ryuji just accidentally stumble on a weak spot?]
[yes. yes to both.]
You just earned yourself a triple-decker revenge for that.
[no, he didn't forget about those earlier transgressions, which ... also included a hair ruffle, actually. and yes, he's pretty obviously blustering a bit, not really putting any bite into this threat of revenge, as he lifts both his hands to try to smooth down his hair. it only sort of works.]