[lol. Dave has to sidestep a bit to maintain his balance, hands still casually in his pockets, but he has no regrets, knowing full well he deserved that shove. he’s not above cheating his way out of schoolyard insult court.]
Everybody’s got their weird food vices, I guess.
[he says that in such a little shithead way, too. like, it sort of implies that he’s the exception. Dave’s taste buds are immaculate, obviously. who the hell doesn’t like apple juice, burritos and Whataburger?]
[this is ... a major tonal shift from the horde of dead Daves they were fighting earlier, but it’s exactly what he needed. they haunt him plenty enough as it is.]
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Everybody’s got their weird food vices, I guess.
[he says that in such a little shithead way, too. like, it sort of implies that he’s the exception. Dave’s taste buds are immaculate, obviously. who the hell doesn’t like apple juice, burritos and Whataburger?]
[this is ... a major tonal shift from the horde of dead Daves they were fighting earlier, but it’s exactly what he needed. they haunt him plenty enough as it is.]