Jackpot, lottery, basically every single silly gambling game known in existence!

[She puts the red chalk back into her mouth, the stick dangling like an especially dusty, red cigar belonging to a hard-boiled, chain-smoking troll detective who indulges in vice. But instead of being like, you know, cool about it, the portrait she paints is just kind of gross.

Perfect.]

Any luck with your gaper problem, or did I steal it all for myself?