My smelloscope!

[She holds up a finger to stave off whatever protest he might come up with.]

Yes, the name is stupid, but the function is not! It was basically a telescope for my nose, and it let me smell things from very far away. I wouldn't trade being blind for anything in the world, but there's a lot of things I have to be careful of. I can't really [airquotes] "see" things long distance like everyone else.