But if your mutations kick in around adolescence, that's going to be terrible too. Teenagers shouldn't be allowed to choose where to go for dinner, never mind what they call themselves. You must know a million Moonbeams and Blazes and Killmachines and Darknesses.

[Reasons Ricki, with his brow furrowing.]

I say this as a man who spent his eighteenth year asking to be called Darwin Danger.