[The underwear falls with the grace only someone of the darkest influence could enact upon. Ryuji's gaze flickers from the unsightly scene, as it unwinds in agonizingly slow motion.]

What the hell did the space undies do to you to deserve that kinda discarded treatment?

[Is he sure that he really wants to know the answer to that?

Probably not.]

Dude, don't just... don't leave 'em there on the floor...